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What to go see

You know we love movies here at snapculture, so we decided to plan out your future cinema experiences for you. Here's what to see each weekend for... a while.

May 5
Mission: Impossible III	We don't like Tom Cruise any more than you, but we're excited about this one. J.J. Abrams directing insures that it will be good.
May 12
Poseidon	Who doesn't love a good tidal-wave-that-breaks-in-the-middle-of-the-ocean movie? Well, we do. And its a remake of a well-loved old movie. Plus it has Mia Maestro and Emmy Rossum in it. We'll be there... opening day.
May 19
Over the Hedge	If you see anything this weekend, see this and NOT the other one which won't be named (but I bet you're just as sick of hearing about it). But this really does look kinda cute... well... ok, really we just can't wait for Cars.
May 26
X-Men: The Last Stand	This is most definitely not the last we'll see of the X-Men. The name is just a marketing ploy to guarantee big numbers... like they needed a ploy for that? Anyway, we wish they had included Gambit in this one, but it will still be good entertainment.
June 2
The Break-Up	We're reluctant to put this one. Maybe it will be good. It looks quality... well made... it just may not turn out to be as enjoyable as one might like. We'll have to see.
June 9
Cars	Need we explain? This has everything going for it. Except Eva Mendes is NOT in it. That would've been even better.
June 16
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift	Yeah, so we're seriously excited. No joke. Even if it does look whats the word, bad. There's bound to be plenty of Engrish and still some pretty sweet racing. Plus, Vin Diesel makes a cameo. 4 Fast 4 Furious up next?
Nacho Libre	It looks really funny, but we don't want to see Jack Black half-naked for an hour and a half either.
The Lake House	This one could go either way. It looks like a good story, but Keanu Reeves may cancel that out from the get-go. This one depends solely on reviews.
June 23
Click	If you must... Let's just hope it turns out more like Bruce Almighty and less like it looks.
June 30
Superman Returns	We don't gotta say anything. And ladies, don't go see The Devil Wears Prada instead of this. You are allowed to see that only if you see this first.
July 7
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest	So, I'm a groomsmen in my brother's wedding the day this comes out... which means that I will be skipping the wedding to see this. Only kidding... I'm just leaving early. Only kidding again... but I do want to see this afterwards. SO EXCITED.
A Scanner Darkly	This looks so cool... the animation-not-animation thing that's going on. And the story looks pretty cool too... ??
July 14
You, Me and Dupree	We hope this is funnier than the early trailers have been. It looks like it lack's charm which is not normal for a Kate Hudson movie.
July 21
Lady In the Water	A bit different for M. Night Shayamalan, but still classic of him. We have no doubt that this will be another great film.
Monster House	This looks like it has potential to be cute. Plus, Spielberg produced it. We'll see.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend	Looks like it could be really funny. Plus Wanda Sykes doesn't even have to speak to make us laugh. This has alot going for it... but it could easily be tremendously stupid.
July 28
Miami Vice	Our #1 most anticipated movie of the summer. Not even Jamie Foxx can ruin this Michael Mann and Colin Farrell masterpiece. There are a few other movies that might be worth seeing, namely The Ant Bully, Little Miss Sunshine, John Tucker Must Die and Scoop (the last two, though, doubt it because the first has Jesse Metcalfe in it and the second is a Woody Allen movie and not even Scarlett Johansson's hottness and Hugh Jackman's coolness can change that). BUT! THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE SEEN EVERY DAY FOR ONE WEEK and then you can procede to see the others if you must.
August 4
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby	Hopefully this is another Anchorman and not another Kicking and Screaming. Will Ferrell's almost starting to wear out his welcome.